1. DO YOU SNORE?
sometimes, but not as much as Sassy says I do

2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
both, but more of a lover

3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Heights

4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
kinda, but I was more of a Construx maniac

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
its silly, hopefully just a fad

6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
only when I'm nervous or thinking really hard

7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
I think so, but no one is going to tell a new mom their baby is ugly

8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
it was after the break up with me and Spring but when I met Sassy, it was old ways gone for new days

9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
black key with white text

10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
no

11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
bungee jumping is for people who are borderline suicidal

12. ANY SECRET TALENT?
none that i know of, except for my exceptional sense of color

13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
southern california

14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
no

15. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE DONNIE DARKO?
nope

16. DO YOU CARE ABOUT THE OZONE?
i dunno

17. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?
not much for tootsie, I like blow-pops and I always bite to the core

18. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
not dyslexic enough

19. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
twice and upcoming this March, and I have never enjoyed it

20. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
Bowhunting is the way to go, often the animal gets away for a little distance and it requires a little tracking skill

21. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
in my past...unless you count vow renewal

22. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
kinda, I wish I was more like Sassy's

23. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
no foods, but I'm allergic to the HepB vaccine and the flu vaccine

24. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"?
When my Sassy-licious came home from work

25. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?
THE MOTHER-FUCKER IS DEAD!!!!! ACCEPT IT!!!!!!!!!!!

26. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
I think I nearly cried at mine

27. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
scrambled or hard-boiled

28. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
I used to think not but I told a blonde joke to a blonde and it just might be true

29. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
somewhere in the bottom of another linen basket, yes I have more than one

30. WHAT TIME IS IT?
20:50

31. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
several and one bastard is going to die for one of them

32. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
not really, their burgers are good

33. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
Thursday night on my way to Wal-mart

34. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
Showers mostly, but a bath in a jacuzzi tub

35. IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?
hell yeah

36. DO YOU LIKE HUGS OR KISSES?
hugs and kisses both, especially if the kisses are coupled with tongue work and in the right places

37. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
no, I jus thate walking around the house in the dark, especially with two cats that love getting under your feet

38. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
sex with my wife and money

39. IF YOU COULD BE WITH ONE PERSON RIGHT NOW WHO WOULD IT BE?
my wife, I hate this time of the month

40. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
repeatedly, its called crepitus

41. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
not really, EMTs wanted me to after my accident but I was ok

42. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
not so far, but I have rinsed

43. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
alcohol is ok in moderation (some amounts of red wine helps your heart)

44. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
green with a slight borderof brown around the pupil

46. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
yes, but I'm looking forward to the changes that are coming

47. WHO'S BETTER DR PHIL OR MONTEL?
Dr. Phil

48. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
to a small degree

49. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE?"
don't think so

50. JENNA JAMESON OR PAM ANDERSON?
Jenna Jameson (she actually will show it all without a lawsuit and isn't HepC positive)

51. HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY?
nope

52. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
yeap, and I'm doing it again next month

53. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
yep

54. DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH?
nope

55. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
of course, do you think that the Big Bang was completely random?

56. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
of course, but cat's are a women's secret spy

57. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
if the two who are married just can't live together anymore, then its an option.

58. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
no

59. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
yes, unfortunately more than I like to admit

60. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
too damn warm to be winter

61. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
burger with steakfries

62. DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?
nope, just can't find a color to suit me

63. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
The "I can't beleive I ate the whole thing" alka selzter commercial

64. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
I think I've walked by that store several times

65. FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?
Godsmack, Ozzy, Metallica, Type 0 Negative, Saliva

66. WHAT CAR DO YOU WISH YOU HAD?
The New Shelby Cobra!!!!



We're getting about $700 dollars back for the tax refund so hopefully we'll get it back before the trip to Breckinridge Colorado.